石油小帅

人生值得珍藏的80句话

石油小帅 — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 15:13:27 +0800

01. 每天告诉自己一次，“我真的很不错”。
02. 生气是拿别人做错的事来惩罚自己。
03. 生活中若没有朋友，就像生活中没有阳光一样。
04. 明天的希望，让我们忘了今天的痛苦。
05. 生活若剥去理想、梦想、幻想，那生命便只是一堆空架子。
06. 发光并非太阳的专利，你也可以发光。
07. 愚者用肉体监视心灵，智者用心灵监视肉体。
08. 获得幸福的不二法门是珍视你所拥有的、遗忘你所没有的。
09. 贪婪是最真实的贫穷，满足是最真实的财富。
10. 你可以用爱得到全世界，你也可以用恨失去全世界。
11. 人的价值，在遭受诱惑的一瞬间被决定。
12. 年轻是我们唯一拥有权利去编织梦想的时光。
13. 青春一经典当即永不再赎。
14. 没有了爱的语言，所有的文字都是乏味的。
15. 真正的爱，超越生命的长度、心灵的宽度、灵魂的湛深度。
16. 爱的力量大到可以使人忘记一切，却又小到连一粒嫉妒的沙石也不能容纳。
17. 当一个人真正的觉悟的一刻，他放弃追寻外在世界的财富，而开始追寻他内心世界的真正财富。
18. 只要有信心，人永远不会被挫败。
19. 不论你在什么时候开始，重要的是开始之后就不要停止。
20. 不论你在什么时候结束，重要的是结束之后就不要悔恨。
21. 人若软弱就是自己最大的敌人。
22. 人若勇敢就是自己最好的朋友。
23. “不可能”只存在于蠢人的字典里。
24. 抱最大的希望，尽最大的努力，做最坏的打算。
25. 家！甜蜜的家！天下最美好的莫过于家。
26. 游手好闲会使人心智生锈。
27. 每一件事都要用多方面的角度来看它。
28. 有理想在的地方，地狱就是天堂。
29. 有希望在的地方，痛苦也成欢乐。
30. 所有的胜利，与征服自己的胜利比起来，都是微不足道。
31. 所有的失败，与失去自己的失败比起来，更是微不足道。
32. 上帝从不埋怨人们的愚昧，人们却埋怨上帝的不公平。
33. 美好的生命应该充满期待、惊喜和感激。
34. 世上最累人的事，莫过于虚伪地过日子。
35. 觉得自己做得到和做不到，其实只在一念之间。
36. 第一个青春是上帝给的；第二个青春是靠自己努力的。
37. 少一点预设的期待，那份对人的关怀会更自在。
38. 思想如钻子，必须集中在一点钻下去才有力量。
39. 人只要不失去方向，就不会失去自己。
40. 如果你曾歌颂黎明，那么也请你拥抱黑夜。
41. 问候不一定要慎重其事，但一定要真诚感人。
42. 人生重要的不是所站的位置，而是所朝的方向。
43. 当你能飞的时候就不要放弃飞。
44. 当你能梦的时候就不要放弃梦。
45. 当你能爱的时候就不要放弃爱。
46. 生命太过于短暂，今天放弃了明天不一定能得到。
47. 天才是百分之一的灵感加上百分之九十九的努力。
48. 人总是珍惜未得到的，而遗忘了了所拥有的。
49. 快乐要懂得分亨，才能加倍的快乐。
50. 自己要先看得起自己，别人才会看得起你。
51. 一个今天胜过两个明天。
52. 要铭记在心：每天都是一年中最美好的日子。
53. 乐观者在灾祸中看到机会，悲观者在机会中看到灾祸。
54. 有勇气并不表示恐惧不存在，而是敢面对恐惧、克服恐惧。
55. 肯承认错误则错已改了一半。
56. 明天是世上增值最快的一块土地，因它充满了期望。
57. 理想的路总是为有信心的人预备着。
58. 所有欺骗中，自欺是最为严重的。
59. 人生最大的错误是不断担心会犯错误。
60. 把你的脸迎向阳光，那就不会有阴影。
61. 经验是由痛苦中萃取出来的。
62. 用最少的悔恨面对过去。
63. 用最少的浪费面对现实。
64. 用最多的梦对面未来。
65. 快乐不是因为拥有的多而是计较的少。
66. 你的选择是做或不做，但不做就永远不会有机会。
67. 如果你想拥有完美无瑕的友谊，可能是一辈子找不到朋友
68. 不如意的时候不要尽往悲伤里钻，想想有笑声的日子吧。
69. 把自己当傻瓜，不懂就问，你会学得更多。
70. 要纠正别人之前，先反省自己有没有犯错。
71. 因害怕失败而不敢放手一搏，永远不会成功。
72. 要克服生活的焦虑和沮丧，得先学会做自己的主人。
73. 你不能左右天气，但你能转变你的心情。
74. 孤单寂寞与被踱感是最可怕的贫穷。
75. 想像力比知识更重要。
76. 漫无目的的生活就像出海航行而没有指南针。
77. 好好扮演自己的角色，做自己该做的事。
78. 一切伟大的行动和思想，都有一个微不足道的开始。
79. 得意时应善待他人，因为你失意时会有需要他们。
80. 学做任何事得按部就班，急不得。

Wedding pledge

石油小帅 — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 21:42:54 +0800

Minister: We are gathered here today in the sight of God, and in the face of this company, to join together (Groom’s Name) and (Bride’s Name) in holy matrimony; which is an honorable estate, instituted of God, since the first man and the first woman walked on the earth. Therefore; it is not to be entered into unadvisedly or lightly, but reverently and soberly.
　　　　
　　　　Into this holy estate these two persons present come now to be joined.
　　　　
　　　　If any one can show just cause why they may not be lawfully joined together, let them speak now or forever hold their peace.
　　　　
　　　　Who gives this woman to be married to this man?
　　　　
　　　　Father: My wife and I do.
　　　　
　　　　(Then the bride is given away)
　　　　Minister: I require and charge you both that if either of you know any impediment why you may not be lawfully joined together in matrimony, you confess it now. Be assured that if any persons are joined together otherwise than as God’s word allows, their marriage is not lawful.
　　　　(Minister: addressing the groom)
　　　　(Groom’s Name), do you take (Bride’s Name) for your lawful wedded wife, to live together after God’s ordinance, in the holy estate of matrimony? Will you love, honor, comfort, and cherish her from this day forward, forsaking all others, keeping only unto her for as long as you both shall live?
　　　　Groom: I do.
　　　　
　　　　(Minster: addressing the bride):
　　　　(Bride’s Name), do you take (Groom’s Name) for your lawful wedded wife, to live together after God’s ordinance, in the holy estate of matrimony? Will you love, honor, comfort, and cherish her from this day forward, forsaking all others, keeping only unto her for as long as you both shall live?
　　　　Bride: I do.
　　　　
　　　　(At this point the couple may improvise by playing a favorite song, reading a scripture, etc. suggested scriptures might be genesis 2:21-25, mark 10:6-8 and 1 cor 13:4-7)
　　　　Reader 1: A reading from the book of Genesis, chapter 2, versus 21 through 25:
　　　　So the Lord God caused the man to fall into a deep sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of the man’s ribs and closed up the place with flesh. Then the Lord God made a woman from the rib he had taken out of the man, and he brought her to the man. The man said, “this is now bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh; she shall be called ’woman, ’ for she was taken out of man.“ for this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and they will become one flesh. The man and his wife were both naked, and they felt no shame.
　　　　Reader 2: A reading from the gospel of Mark, chapter 10, versus 6 through 8:
　　　　But at the beginning of creation God made them male and female. For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh. So they are no longer two, but one.
　　　　Reader 3: A reading from the Apostle Paul, the first letter to the Corinthians, chapter 13, verses 4 through 7:
　　　　Love is patient , love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects , always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
　　　　Minister: Let us pray for this man and woman as they make their marriage vows.
　　　　Father, as (Groom’s Name) and (Bride’s Name) have chosen each other, help them and bless them that their love may be pure, and their vows may be true. Through Jesus Christ our Lord, Amen.
　　　　
　　　　(Minister: addressing the groom who repeats the marriage vows):
　　　　I (Groom’s Name) take thee (Bride’s Name) to be my wedded wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love, honor, and cherish, ’til death do us part, according to God’s holy ordinance; and thereto I plight thee my troth.
　　　　(Minister: then to the bride who repeats the marriage vows):
　　　　I (Bride’s Name) take thee (Groom’s Name) to be my wedded husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love, honor, and cherish, ’til death do us part, according to God’s holy ordinance; and thereto I plight thee my troth.
　　　　(The Minister then gets the brides ring from the best man)
　　　　Minister: (praying over brides ring): Lord, bless this ring that he who gives it and she who wears it may abide in your peace, and continue in your favor until life’s end, through Jesus Christ our Lord, Amen.
　　　　(Groom: placing ring on bride’s finger):
　　　　With this ring I thee wed. Wear it as a symbol of our love and commitment.
　　　　Minister: (praying over groom’s ring): Lord, bless this ring that she who gives it and he who wears it may abide in your peace, and continue in your favor until life’s end, through Jesus Christ our Lord, Amen.
　　　　
　　　　(Bride: placing ring on groom’s finger):
　　　　With this ring I thee wed. Wear it as a symbol of our love and commitment.
　　　　(Music may be inserted here.)
　　　　(The wedding song)
　　　　
　　　　Minister: Let us pray
　　　　Father, we pray for all married persons, that they may continue to give, be able to forgive, and experience more and more of the joy of the Lord with each passing day. And especially for (Groom’s Name) and (Bride’s Name), now beginning their married life together, that they may have divine assistance, the constant support of friends, and a long life with good health. May your fullest blessing come upon (Bride’s Name) and her husband (Groom’s Name), from this day forward, for ever and ever, Amen.
　　　　
　　　　May Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior, always be at the center of the new lives you are now starting to build together, that you may know the ways of true love and kindness. May the Lord bless you both all the days of your lives and fill you with his joy. Amen.
　　　　
　　　　(The minister now joins their right hands together and says):
　　　　Those, whom God has joined together, let no man put asunder.
　　　　In so much as (Groom’s Name) and (Bride’s Name) have consented together in holy wedlock, and have witnessed the same before God and this company, having given and pledged their troth, each to the other, and having declared same by the giving and receiving of a ring, I pronounce that they are husband and wife.
　　　　
　　　　Minister: (to the couple): Seal the promises you have made with each other with a kiss.
　　　　
　　　　(The couple kisses.)
　　　　Minister: Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Mr. and Mrs. _________________.
　　　　Now let us pray as Jesus has taught us:
　　　　
　　　　Our Father which art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.
　　　　Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven.
　　　　Give us this day our daily bread.
　　　　And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors.
　　　　And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil:
　　　　for thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever and ever. Amen

年轻人常用口头禅(转)

石油小帅 — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 20:28:45 +0800

1. It's cool.

cool 是青少年（teen-agers) 常用的字，(有时也用 debonaire) 其真正意思是指可以接受的好事；或是情况可以控制；或是保持冷静、文雅、礼貌、外表不错，能够合乎年轻人的标准。（可指人或事物）也就是 something good or acceptable；situation is under control；being calm, gentle, courteous or good-looking；meet teen's standard. 所以可以说：
    That's cool；he is cool；this is cool.
    Skydiving (或surfing) is cool.（跳伞或冲浪运动很不错）

主词可用任何人称的单复数 (I, we, they 等)，动词可用 verb to be 的任何时态 (is, was, were, will be, have been等)。因此，也可以说：
    She (He) was cool in the past.
    That's a cool T-shirt.（好看的运动衫）
    He (she) is a cool person.（文雅礼貌的人）

但是如果说：Are you cool？又是指「你冷吗？」(cool = cold)，可见 cool 当口头禅或俚语时，多半不用在问句。假如说：
    She looks as cool as a cucumber. 又是恭维语，是说她很 calm and charming; not
    emotional. 但为何用黄瓜 (cucumber) 代表，则不得而知。
    (注：许多华人把 cool 译成「很酷」)

2. Are you trippin'？

trippin' 这个字，是由动词 trip 演变而来。（动词时态是：tripped, tripping）年轻人用省略符号 (apostrophe ) 代替 g，表示是 slang，或口头禅。这个字是现在分词当形容词用，是指行为异乎寻常，也许受到吸毒或喝酒的影响，而显得神魂颠倒、奇形怪状(to get high on drug such as LSD)，也就是说：要不是受到药、酒的影响，你为什　显得这样古怪呢？(Are you under any influence of drug or alcoholic? Why are you so crazy and bizarre?) 所以可以说：
They are trippin'. （= tripping）
She (he) is trippin'.
Mr. A must be trippin'.
通常只用在年轻人身上，而且不是恭维语。

3. He is a nerd

nerd 是指一些年轻人，每天只懂读书、考试，但对生活上的其他事情，都很生疏。 (A person always buries his nose in books, but not good at social situations.）由於美国十分重视多方面发展的教育 (well-rounded)，所以许多老外认为 nerd 虽然学识不错，但很乏味；有IQ，但缺乏EQ，只是社会上无足轻重的「书虫」或「蠢货」而已。(IQ = Intelligence Quotient ; EQ = Emotional Quotient) nerd 可用复数，动词也能用其他时态。因此可以说：
He used to be a nerd in high school

4. Yo baby

Yo baby 是许多年轻的黑人男子对女子的招呼语，也有人用“Yo baby, yo baby
yo”，由於女子很漂亮，很吸引人，他想与她交谈。(He thinks she is pretty and attractive, so he wants to speak to her.)，也就是找话题，想要「打开话匣」。(to use as a form of opening line or pick-up line or to begin a greeting; try to know her or date her) 如果说：
Yo baby, are you trippin'? 意思是：漂亮的姑娘，你的样子有点怪里怪气，有什　心事吗？
“Yo baby' 後面可跟任何可以「打开话匣」的句子。诸如：
May I help you with something? I think I have met you somewhere before.
同理，如果年轻女子看到帅哥，有吸引力，很想与他交谈，那　就用：“Hey, hey, hey' 後跟任何可以「打开话匣」的句子。诸如：
Hey, hey, hey, what's going on？“what is going on？”就是年轻黑人打招呼的用语 (a form of greeting or open statement) 或 Hey, hey, hey, are you going to the movie？(帅哥，你是去看电影吗？)

5. She is a ho

ho 这个字，也是美国年轻人把 whore 字改变而成的一种口头禅或俚语。意思是指一些年轻女人，也许因为 peer pressure 或 curiosity 或 enjoyment 的心理，随便自愿与男子免费上床。(a girl or woman gives sex freely without charge)，也就是说：She is very loose. 或 She is a loose woman (girl)。 ho 也可用复数：
They are (were) hos.
There are quite a few hos in high schools. 但是如果用 whore，是指妓女，男人需要付钱的。(a girl or woman is paid for sex.)

6. Catch you later！

这是年轻人说「再会」的口语。(a form to say“good乡bye”) 也就是说：现在没有时间与你交谈，以後再谈吧！(I don't have time to talk with you now, but we can talk later.) 因此，catch 就是 talk 或 contact 的意思。catch 後面，也可用其他人称代名词（him, her, them 等）
有时年轻小伙子也用：I am off. 意思就是：I am leaving now; I'll talk to you again.
(我要走了，再谈吧！)

3 August

石油小帅 — Sun, 3 Aug 2008 19:40:29 +0800

今天好不容易见到导师了，论文还是没什么进展，我真的开始担心能否顺利毕业了，多么沉重的话题！
暑假过去一半了，怎么就没有什么大的收获呢？相反地，反而对未来更加迷茫了......

个人品质有用词汇(转)

石油小帅 — Fri, 1 Aug 2008 22:13:05 +0800

able 有才干的，能干的

active 主动的，活跃的

adaptable 适应性强的

adroit 灵巧的，机敏的

aggressive 有进取心的

alert 机灵的

ambitious 有雄心壮志的

amiable 和蔼可亲的

amicable 友好的

analytical 善于分析的

apprehensive 有理解力的

aspiring 有志气的，有抱负的

audacious 大胆的，有冒险精神的

capable 有能力的，有才能的

careful 办事仔细的

candid 正直的

charitable 宽厚的

competent 能胜任的

confident 有信心的

conscientious 认真的，自觉的

considerate 体贴的

constructive 建设性的

contemplative 好沉思的

cooperative 有合作精神的

creative 富创造力的

dashing 有一股子冲劲的，有拼搏精神的

dedicated 有奉献精神的

devoted 有献身精神的

dependable 可靠的

diplomatic 老练的，有策略的

disciplined 守纪律的

discreet （在行动，说话等方面）谨慎的

dutiful 尽职的

dynamic 精悍的

earnest 认真的

well-educated 受过良好教育的

efficient 有效率的

energetic 精力充沛的

enthusiastic 充满热情的

expressive 善于表达

faithful 守信的，忠诚的

forceful （性格）坚强的

frank 直率的，真诚的

friendly 友好的

frugal 俭朴的

generous 宽宏大量的

genteel 有教养的

gentle 有礼貌的

hard-working 勤劳的

hearty 精神饱满的

honest 诚实的

hospitable 殷勤的

humble 恭顺的

humorous 幽默的

impartial 公正的

independent 有主见的

industrious 勤奋的

ingenious 有独创性的

initiative 首创精神

have an inquiring mind 爱动脑筋

intellective 有智力的

intelligent 理解力强的

inventive 有发明才能的，有创造力的

just 正直的

kind-hearted 好心的

knowledgeable 有见识的

learned 精通某门学问的

liberal 心胸宽大的

logical 条理分明的

loyal 忠心耿耿的

methodical 有方法的

modest 谦虚的

motivated 目的明确的

objective 客观的

open-minded 虚心的

orderly 守纪律的

original 有独创性的

painstaking 辛勤的，苦干的，刻苦的

practical 实际的

precise 一丝不苟的

persevering 不屈不挠的

punctual 严守时刻的

purposeful 意志坚强的

qualified 合格的

rational 有理性的

realistic 实事求是的

reasonable 讲道理的

reliable 可信赖的

responsible 负责的

self-conscious 自觉的

selfless 无私的

sensible 明白事理的

sincere 真诚的

smart 精明的

spirited 生气勃勃的

sporting 光明正大的

steady 塌实的

straightforward 老实的

strict 严格的

systematic 有系统的

strong-willed 意志坚强的

sweet-tempered 性情温和的

temperate 稳健的

tireless 孜孜不倦的

July 31

石油小帅 — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:16:11 +0800

The last day of July! I got up late this morning for the tired day of yesterday.Though it was rainy day yesterday, we really had a good time playing basketball before we got caught in the heavy rain.With the help of Lixiaobo, I set the wardrobe and did this stuff costed me nearly two hours. What a tough day yesterday. Again I got the goodnight message from Yatou. Surprise!
It's a pity that my computer was attacked again after my coming back in just one week. I just can not put up with it. Anyway, I made it at last.
Dinner was good together with the three monitors when I was the head-teacher of their class. They are doing there intern-program here in Shengli Oilfield and XuHongzhi, the one who was once their instructor treated us the dinner. The dumplings in Qiaoxifu were great!
There was no siesta today for the bad luck of the computer!
Again it was a tough and boring day and nothing significant was done!
Sleepy so bad! Hope it will not be hot tonight!

《功夫熊猫》经典中英文台词（转）

石油小帅 — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 12:32:48 +0800

1. There are no accidents.

世间无巧合。

2. One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.

欲避之，反促之。

3. Your mind is like this water, my friend, when it is agitated, it becomes difficult to see, but if you allow it to settle, the answer becomes clear.

你的思想就如同水，我的朋友，当水波摇曳时，很难看清，不过当它平静下来，答案就清澈见底了。

4. Quit don't quit. Noodles don't noodles.

退出，不退出。做面条，不做面条。

5. Yesterday is a history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift, that is why it's called the present.

昨日之日不可留，明日之日未可知，今日之日胜现金。

6. Yes, look at this tree Shifu, I can not make it blossom and suit me, nor make it bear food before it's time.

(乌龟)是的，看着这棵树，我不能让树为我开花，也不能让它提前结果。

But there are things we can control. I can control when the fruit will fall ... And I can control What time to seed That is not illusion, Master.

(师傅)但有些事情我们可以控制，我可以控制果实何时坠落，我还可以控制在何处播种那可不是幻觉，大师。

Yes, but no matter what you do, that seed will grow to be a peach tree. You may wish for an Apple or an orange, but you will get a peach.

        (乌龟)是啊，不过无论你做了什么那个种子还是会长成桃树。你可能想要苹果或桔子，可你只能得到桃子那个种子，还是会长成桃树。

      But peaches can not defeat Tai Long. (师傅)可桃子不能打败太郎。

      Maybe it can if you are willing to guide it, to nurture it, to believe in it.

(乌龟)也许它可以的，如果你愿意引导它、滋养它、相信它。

7. I'm sorry things didn't work out … It's just what it's meant to be Paul, forget everything else, your destiny still awaits. We are Noodle folk Broth runs deep through our veins.

天不遂人愿，况且这本不是天意，阿宝，忘了其它的事情，你的使命一直都在向你召唤。我们是面条家族，血管中流着肉汤。

8. you cannot leave, real warrior never quits.

你不能走，真的武士决不会退却。

9. Why didn't you quit? You know I was trying to get rid of you but you stayed.

(师傅)那你为什么不退出呢? 你知道我一直想把你赶走，可你还是留下来了。

Yes, I stayed. I stayed, because every time you threw up brick on the head or said I smelled, it hurts. But it could never hurt more than I did everyday in my life just being me. I stayed, because I thought ... If anyone could change me, could make me not me, it was you the greatest Kong Fu teacher in the whole of China! (阿宝)是啊，我留下来了。我留下来是因为每次你往我头上丢砖头，或说我难闻，这很伤我的心。可最伤我心的是，我每天努力练习，却还是这个我。我留下来，因为我以为，如果还有人能改变我，能让我焕然一新，那就是你--中国最伟大的功夫师父！

10. Enough talk, let's fight!

少废话，决斗吧！

11. There'e no charge for awesomeness or to attractiveness!

牛人不收费，迷死人不偿命!

12. The secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup is...nothing. To make something special, you just have to believe it's special.

我私家汤的绝密食材，就是……什么都没有。认为它特别，它就特别了。

July 28

石油小帅 — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 22:15:55 +0800

Finally I finished the Summary of the Intern in INTEQ.
It costed me a whole day to finish the summary.
Also cleared, or definitely speaking, finished a historic issue.
Big pity and big right thing!
A man really should not be stumbled by the same stone.
Tomorrow will be a new start!
And tomorrow is always a new start!
Clear you mind and fight!
NOW!

暑假学校我......

石油小帅 — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 21:59:06 +0800

    实习回来都一周了，实习报告还是不见起色，总感觉烦事太多，静不下心来写，也不是没有什么可写的，更不是因为是要写英文的，主要还是一个心态问题，说实话，单位蛮不错的，去一趟真的是收获颇丰哈，不仅仅是在物质上，更是在精神上让我领教了外企，领教了深圳.....
    这几天来了一只还没闲着呢，昨天打球感觉体力恢复的差不多了，今天请丫头吃饭了，总感觉气氛不太和谐，罢了罢了.......明天开始哥哥就要开始努力了，暑假不能这么过的，真的不能，尤其是最后这一个暑假!不能太浮躁了，真有被废掉的危险！
    这几天一直面临着就业还是留学的选择，其实两条路都不错的，走好哪一条都很了不起的，想得太多了反而给自己徒增许多烦恼,人啊，假如学会满足应该是快乐无比的吧,
   FUCK!!
   What the hell did I learn from school?
   WHO CAN TELL ME???

高考语文经典答案,笑翻了(转).......

石油小帅 — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 12:46:24 +0800

快要高考了祝福所有参加高考的考生好运! 纯属娱乐，绝没有娱乐古诗词的意思哈~~~~

1.为伊消得人憔悴，下句：答案是：宽衣解带终不悔（正确的是衣带渐宽终不悔，偶承认这个是思想有问题～～～）

2.问渠哪得清如许，下句：答案是：心中自有清泉在（正确得是唯有源头活水来，咱还是和好水粘了点边～～～）

3.高一语文摸底考试，“何当共剪西窗烛”，填下句。答：“夫妻对坐到天明”。语文老师阅卷时笑晕。后在课堂时说此事，又晕！（正确答案：“却话巴山夜雨时”）

4.高中一次语文考试，也是填下一句：蚍蜉撼大树，（下句：正确应该是可笑不自量），有一同学填：一动也不动。赫赫，很符合事实阿。

5.有一个学生上句是：君子成人之美他填:小人夺人所爱,晕死

6.穷则独善其身——富则妻妾成群　　（正解：达则兼济天下）

7.（只要貌似萨达姆）天下谁人不识君。汗|||，一个学生写的。

8.后宫佳丽三千人（MS三千宠爱在一身）对下句：铁棒也会磨成针~~~~~~~~~~~

9.考语文的时候问:春秋3传分别是什么（正确答案是:公羊传,左传,谷梁传）
　答:公羊传,左传,母牛传.后来才发现居然有很多人都写这个答案...汗...

10. 身有彩凤双飞翼答：拔毛凤凰不如鸡　（正解是心有灵犀一点通）

11. 东边日出西边雨答：床头打架床尾合

12.（结发之夫不上床），糟糠之妻不下堂。　　　语文老师暴怒！

13. 上句：东边日出西边雨~　　　要求填下句~　有个同学填：上错花轿嫁对郎~

14. 高中考试， “身无彩凤双飞翼，_________”。有个同学填 “夫妻双双把家还。”

15. 一同学，题：但愿人长久　　答：一颗永流传　　当时狂笑，现在觉得挺经典的

16. 一次考试　西塞山前白鹭飞，＿＿＿＿＿＿？
　　我同学对的挺工整的：　　　东村河边乌龟爬．

17. “我劝天公重抖擞，天公对我吼三吼”　　正解：不拘一格降人才，龚自珍

18. 一同学填: 天生我才必有用,关键时刻显神通

19. “天若有情天亦老”，下一句是？答：人不风流枉少年！
　　正解：月若无恨月长圆!(李贺《金铜仙人辞汉歌》 )

20. 洛阳亲友如相问，同学填: 请你不要告诉他
　　正解是：一片冰心在玉壶

21. 期末考试出对联, 上联是英雄宝刀未老...　　该初三同学对下联为...老娘丰韵尤存

22. 语文考试期末考试答题：
　　良药苦口利于病，答：不吃才是大傻瓜　　

人生自古谁无死，答：只是死的有先后
　　结局：家长会后我同事被老师留下来训话鸟......

23. 月考，一题是默写“天生我材必有用”的下句。有天才学生答“老鼠儿子会打洞”整办公室的语文老师集体毫无形象的狂笑 ”

24. 有一同学这样答卷.床前明月光,__________?答曰:李白睡的香.

25. 长江后浪推前浪答：前浪死在沙滩上

26. 管中窥豹答：吓我一跳... 哈哈哈 (原文是可见一斑)

27. 请在括号里填出下句：天若有情天亦老，（我只担心等不到）

28. 填“飞入寻常百姓家”的前一句，应该是“旧时王谢堂前燕”。
　　有个同学写的：“康佳彩霸电视机，飞入寻常百姓家”

29. 葡萄美酒夜光杯，同学写的：金钱美人一大堆。

30. 初中一同学的杰作: 半夜三更鬼敲门(填空)，路上行人欲断魂.

31. 还有次考陶渊明的“吾不能为五斗米折腰，”，同学填的是“给我六斗就可以”...

32. 有次考：老吾老以及人之老，同学填：妻吾妻以及人之妻。－－！
　　老师后来评卷时说那个同学特别具有奉献精神，哈哈

33. 想当年，金戈铁马。（问下句）　同学填——看今朝，死缠烂打。正解：气吞万里如虎。

34. 五年级的一次考试就考到了“三个臭皮匠”同学填，“臭味都一样”把监考和外面的校长笑翻了

35. 初一的学生的对的对子，登城白云间揽山色入怀　同学对的：我到酒店去抱小姐上床
　　他的语文老师当场吐血而亡

36. ‘两情若是长久时’,同学对：该是两人成婚时

37. 沉舟侧畔千帆过，同学对：孔雀开屏花样多。

38. 考试，“书到用时方恨少 ”的下一句是什么？同学对是“钱到月底不够花”

39. “天若有情天亦老”，下一句是？答：人若有情死得早-。正解：月若无恨月长圆!

40. 人生自古谁无死, 同学填，有谁大便不带纸.

41. 还有李清照的如梦令“知否？知否？___________” …”原句是“应是绿肥红瘦”，
同学答：“SORRY I，DON'T KNOW..”

42. 鲁迅先生某句，后半是“我以我血溅轩辕”，同学前面填了“他以他刀插我身”。。。

43. 高一考语文，问：东风不与周郎便，下句是什么？　全班80％的答案是：赔了夫人又折兵。　　　　
正解：铜雀春深锁二乔

44. 高中时，毛某人的词：红橙黄绿青蓝紫，（）同学答曰：东南西北中发白

45. 射人先射马,_________。同学答曰：捉奸捉在床。

46. 语文考试，填空里有一首革命诗：为人进出的门紧锁着，________________，一个声音高喊着：
_________________　　我渴望自由，但人的身躯怎能从狗洞子里爬出…，
同桌的答案：为狗爬出的洞也锁着 / 他妈的，都锁着！

47. “千山万水总是情”，同学答：多给一份行不行。批卷老师对了一句：
　　情是情，分是分，多给一份都不行。

48. 高中的语文卷子经常要填诗，有一题是《红楼梦》中的“子系中山狼,____________”
一男生填的是“我乃东北虎”，我们都笑傻了

49. 高一的时候，一次月考，上句：仰天大笑出门去，（正解）我辈岂是蓬蒿人。班上有人写：一不小心扭到腰。还有一句，上句：清水出芙蓉，（正解）天然去雕饰。有人写，淤泥出莲藕；还有人更绝，写：乱世出英雄~~

50. 考语文，问：　问君能有几多愁，同学填，恰似一壶二锅头　　老师大怒你又喝多了......